Here at WriteSoftly, we aim to please.
Check out these two posts from a hilarious guy I've never met. Jon Rahoi seems to me to be, from the look of his site, an amazingly interesting world traveler fluent in many languages. The upside of this? He's able to bring us Manglish (mangled English) from all over the world.
Here, he's in Jordan.
And my all-time favorite -- from the Far East. (Be warned -- colorful language ensues.)