Things no one ever says when they turn on the radio

1. "Daughtry? SCORE."
2. "I really wish they'd play that new Britney Spears song more frequently."
3. "Wait ... when was that car dealership sale again? Turn it up -- I can't hear the announcer."
4. "Where do you think this DJ gets all his cool sound effects? I'd love to get some of those for ringtones."
5. "Man, this Nickelback song sounds NOTHING like their other ones."