"You look gorgeous!"
What pregnant women think they really mean:
"I'm supposed to say this to be nice to fat women who are going to have babies."
What people say to pregnant women:
"You have a glow."
What pregnant women think they mean:
"Your skin is actually shining. A blotting paper wouldn't hurt you."
What people say to pregnant women:
"It's such a special time in your life, isn't it?"
What pregnant women think they mean:
"How could you not love losing total control of your body in every way imaginable, for three quarters of a year, and then losing total control of your *life* for the next two years at least?"
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